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Justin Bieber Loses Pacifier.
Walking Dead Fans Cheer as Rick Grimes Rips Joe Claim Gang's Throat Out Zombie Style.
Minotaur Can't Find His Way Out of His House.
Barack Obama Pens New Book on Keepin' it Cool.
Small Family of Illegal Aliens Discovered Living in Phil Robertson's Beard.
My Little Pony Can Kick Your Little Pony's Ass.
Twenty-Eight Year Old Grown-ass Man Keeps Putting Naked Photos of Himself on Facebook and Bitching About Being Reported.
Local Christian Girls Act All Christian.
Miley Cyrus Trips Over Her Tongue and Injures That Thing Inside Her Head.
Byram Man Creeped-out by Sanrio Character Toys Declares He's "Scared of Them Kitty Thangs."
