He's a worrysome fella, but harmless, really.

©2015

Volume #NG-1, Issue 1 - 2014
Resurrection Edition



Editor:
Motherofthesky

Staff Writers:
Skippy Greenway
Hepzibah Skeptika

Investigative Reporter:
Scout Pryor





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Opinions expressed here are not necessarily held
by The Gnat itself; it has a mind of its own.

This issue of The Gnat is brought to you by
Naked Dancing Babies Screaming Stars


Wildlife Officer's Theory
on Malaysia Airlines
Missing Flight 370
A Poor Impostor
Birth Control Business Bruhaha
Vintage Gnat ~ Are You a Footflusher?




Justin Bieber Loses Pacifier.

Walking Dead Fans Cheer as Rick Grimes Rips Joe Claim Gang's Throat Out Zombie Style.

Minotaur Can't Find His Way Out of His House.

Barack Obama Pens New Book on Keepin' it Cool.

Small Family of Illegal Aliens Discovered Living in Phil Robertson's Beard.

My Little Pony Can Kick Your Little Pony's Ass.

Twenty-Eight Year Old Grown-ass Man Keeps Putting Naked Photos of Himself on Facebook and Bitching About Being Reported.

Local Christian Girls Act All Christian.

Miley Cyrus Trips Over Her Tongue and Injures That Thing Inside Her Head.

Byram Man Creeped-out by Sanrio Character Toys Declares He's "Scared of Them Kitty Thangs."


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