HOW WILL WE PAY FOR GASOLINE TO GET TO OUR THANKLESS JOBS THIS SUMMER?
1.) Cash in the Certificate of Deposit
2.) Pawn Grandma's Antique Silver
3.) Hunt wild mushrooms in the forest to sell at the farmer's market
4.) Shop exclusively at Goodwill
5.) Sell the wiener dog
6.) Take on that third part-time job
7.) Sell advertising space on our bodies
8.) Get a mini bike for your commute
9.) Panhandle at I-55 and Lakeland during spare time
10.) Eat more possum