THE GNAT
Mississippi's Totally Irresponsible and Bogus News Source
Volume #RG-4, Issue 2 - November 2006
Fall 2006 Edition
This issue of The Gnat is brought to you by:
WEST VIRGINIA COMMUNICATIONS COMPANY
TOP STORIES
CLASSIC GNAT: Teeny Tinies Are Squatting On Our Skins
Pink Extinct: The Sad Fate of the Pink Lawn Flamingo
GNAT GNOTICE
Byram, Mississippi's Coolest Band!
Find Out More About The Vanilla Wafers
GNAT BUZZ
Local Man Has No Idea How Many Cats He Owns.
Byram Man Mistakes Guacamole For Something Else.
Gnat Safe Driving Tip: It Only Takes One Asshole To Screw Up Rush Hour For All Of Us. Don't Let It Be You.
Minotaur Declares; “Horror Stories About My Demeanor Are A Bunch Of Bull.”
Narcissus Claims He’s Never Been Stuck On Himself Stating "It’s All A Huge Mythunderstanding.”
Autobiography Penned Via Automatic Writing.
Cyclops Eyewear Chain Announces Going Out Of Business Sale.
Gnat Factoid: Political Correctness Can Only Go So Far Before it Collides With Reality.
Local Man's Dinner Of Chitterlings And Schlitz Beer Triggers Subsequent Dream of The Moon Falling From The Heavens And Shattering.
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